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LOG IDENTIFIER

• Subject: Smile.jpg Warning
• Author: The Administrator
• Timestamp: 06.04.2025
• Clearance: Abaddon
• Description: Acknowledging the memetic hazard.

LOG TYPE

☐ Thoughtstream (Personal Reflection)
☐ Report (Void Documentation)
☐ Observation (Network Anomaly)
☑ Transmission (User Broadcast)
☐ Black File (Encrypted Knowledge)

CONTENT

ATTENTION ALL VOID USERS

A recurring memetic hazard designated "smile.jpg" has resurfaced across multiple proxy channels. Visual characteristics match pre-2010 "Smile Dog" archetype with alterations. Exposure triggers Tier-3 psychological degradation: paranoia, auditory and visual hallucinations, and compulsive distribution urges.

ALICE-7 has quarantined 87% of infected nodes, but manual evasion techniques are confirmed. If encountered:

1. DO NOT SAVE LOCAL COPIES
2. Delete cache
3. Avoid screens for a few days
4. Distract yourself from effects

Survivors describe "creepy music playing from speakers", "shadow flicker in peripheral vision" and "the face is everywhere". Unconfirmed reports of physical manifestations in low-light environments.

FOOTNOTES

• This is not a joke, avoid anything that might suggest the presence of smile.jpg
• HAVE ALICE-7 ENABLED FOR GOD'S SAKE